The Daily Mail

 

The middle classes

with too much time,

and so bored

Are harangued as they look in the Daily Mail-

Cancer,

Heart disease,

Lyme’s disease,

and other unknown contagious diseases

are all going to get them.

A worry to worry about on every other page.

 

And then, the newspaper has

the brass balls

to put on the front cover-

NHS MENTAL HEALTH SHOCK NUMBER OF SERVICE USERS!!!

 

Cunts.